May 2013
ladykatniss:
when someone yells STOP i never know if its in the name of love, or if its hammertime
me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
i feel bad for nice sharks because no matter how nice they are everyone screams and swims away scared shitless like maybe that shark just wanted to braid hairs and talk about celebs
“Feelings that come back are feelings that never left.”
– Frank Ocean (via felicite)
teenwhoops:
i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
pizza:
your favourite celebrity could be pooping right now
lameborghini:
a game called ‘did my post get no notes because no one saw it or because it wasn’t funny’
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
“It’s painful to say goodbye to someone you don’t want to let go, but it’s more...”
– Unknown (via modernise)
googlevideos:
do you ever have that one follower who you always see in your notes and every time you see them you’re just like ‘hey there lil buddy, keep on doin your thing’
